Thursday, April 7, 2011


I have the ridiculous urge to DANCE this morning!  I have about 45 minutes before class, and I swear to you, if I had a boom box, I would climb up on the table here in Cavanaugh Hall and yell, "HEY, PEOPLE, WE ARE HAVING AN INSTANT PARTY RIGHT NOW!!! IT'S FOR A GREAT CAUSE! THE FUNDATION!  THE FUNDATION IS DEDICATED TO IMPROVING YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!"

And then I would turn on Britney Spears and dance on a table and grab other people who are just minding their own business and make them get up and dance, too.  That's just the kinda gal I am.  Apparently someone else feels the same, too, because they've got their Ipod on down the hall without headphones.  See? People LOVE the InstaParty.  I hate the rap song selection they've chosen, though.  *shakes fist* Get offa my lawn!

Little Man has a uterus.  I promise you.  PMS is the only way that I can explain his crazy mood swings.  He's like an adolescent girl.  I asked him to practice his phone number this morning, and he got mad.  "I don't WAAAAAAAANT to!" he screamed at me.  I told him screaming isn't an appropriate way to speak to me, but if he is really mad he can shake his fist and say, "I shake my fist!"  And then I showed him how.  He refused to do that.  Instead he threw his sunglasses and punched my car window.  I shake my fist!!!!!

Whatever.  I dropped his happy butt off at preschool and warned him that if his attitude didn't change, I'd be employing the smile spider.  And then I gave him a little taste of it before he got out of the car in the car rider line.  I gotta begrudging laugh out of him, so I hope he's not terrorizing the teachers with his clear early pregnancy hormonal changes.

Then I rocked out all of the way to class.  I was singing Lady Gaga and Dope at the top of my lungs in my car.  You will not ruin my mood, Little Teen Girl!  And I will tell you why.  Tasting today!!!!  Yaaaay!  Today, me and Eric and our best man and Eric's sister and my maid of honor and her boyfriend are going to the Fountain Square Theatre and tasting the food for our wedding and deciding on a menu.  Free food with our best friends? YES, PLEASE!


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KarrieFaBuLoUs said...

love this!! You crack me up!